Ask Gellehphish

hello

80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey that’s life

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