Ask Gellehphish

juge:so mrs. reply button how many times did he click you

reply button:100 times your honer

juge: well mr. arrow what do you have to say

arrow: i told you i only clicked her 80 times

juge: mr.arrow your going to internet prison for a year

arrow: how am i sopposed to do my job now?!!?1?

me: were the hell is my arrow?

gellehphish replied to your post: ✎ I needed a reason to say Hi >w

I just died of joy xux

you’re so precious. <3

X///x >u< <3

aznthug:

WELL AREN’T THEY JUST FAB

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

The Zodiac Temperament

Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO  MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. GOD I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU 
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

Me: I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Waldo’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played

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withoutmyheartonmysleeve:

Original

薄味

shady-mistress:

karkatschoiceass:

janeytalia:

omg

i CNT S TOP LAIAHGING

best cosplay ever

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok